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Grimmjow: Yeah, it’s me.
Grimmjow: So this is weird, huh?
Grimmjow: The two of us together? Me with both arms? You not tied up and in a sack?
Orihime: And both of us *in* the room! Not me inside and you frantically waving a hand through the door trying to get in like an desperate kitty!
Grimmjow: Yeah. Like I said, weird.
Orihime: I’ve actually been meaning to ask you for a while now…why did you tie me up like that? You were taking me to heal Kurosaki-kun. I would have gone willingly!
Grimmjow: I figured you’d get in less trouble if it looked like you were forced to go.
Orihime: That’s so sweet! Really?
Grimmjow: I had the rope and the sack and the plan, and I wasn’t gonna NOT use them!
Orihime: So you’re bad at switching plans, huh?
Grimmjow: I prefer to think of it as always following through.
Grimmjow: Like, if I decide to destroy someone, it doesn’t matter if I lose an arm or get demoted or am not strong enough to defeat him!
Grimmjow: I’m not gonna stop trying!
Orihime: That’s pretty inspiring!
Orihime: In, you know, kind of a sad way.
Orihime: Don’t get me wrong! I think I sort of understand!
Orihime: I want something from Kurosaki-kun too, and I don’t know when he’ll ever be ready, but that doesn’t mean I stop trying!
Grimmjow: Did you just compare my desire to kill him with your desire to date him?
Orihime: It’s not like the fans don’t equate the two. A lot.
Orihime: In their defense, you do scream his name a lot.
Grimmjow: Anyway, enough about that jerk!
Grimmjow: There’s something else I need to say to you!
Orihime: W-what’s that?
Grimmjow: Your new outfit is cool.
Grimmjow: Yeah! I always think people should wear as little clothing on their upper body as possible.
Grimmjow: If your stomach doesn’t get to breathe, then it’s not a happy stomach!
Orihime: You, um, don’t have a stomach. Just a hole.
Grimmjow: So you see why I might want people to treasure and show off theirs!
Orihime: T-thank you!
Orihime: I like your new look too!
Grimmjow: You can’t say that. My face hasn’t appeared in the manga yet.
Orihime: Which has to mean that you have some kind of cool new look, right?
Grimmjow: It better!
Grimmjow: Although if Tite Kubo just likes to piss off his fans…well, I get that too.
Grimmjow: Still, I damn well better show up soon!
Grimmjow: It’s been ages!
Orihime: What are you planning to do when you show up?
Grimmjow: Eh. Kill Kurosaki probably.
Orihime: What if he’s in the Royal Realm and there’s nobody around but Quincy?
Grimmjow: Then I guess I could kill them.
Grimmjow: They piss me off too.
Orihime: See…this may be why Urahara hasn’t let you come to Soul Society yet.
Grimmjow: What the hell are you saying? “Let” me?
Grimmjow: You think some stripey shopkeeper can control ME?!
Orihime: He can if he uses duct tape!
Grimmjow: Fucking duct tape.