A Birthday present for Shadowthorne
10/11/14 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟHAPPY BIRTHDAY *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ
[Need more of this series?]
Grimmjow: Yeah, it’s me.
Grimmjow: So this is weird, huh?
Grimmjow: The two of us together? Me with both arms? You not tied up and in a sack?
Orihime: And both of us *in* the room! Not me inside and you frantically waving a hand through the door trying to get in like an desperate kitty!
Grimmjow: Yeah. Like I said, weird.
Orihime: I’ve actually been meaning to ask you for a while now…why did you tie me up like that? You were taking me to heal Kurosaki-kun. I would have gone willingly!
Grimmjow: I figured you’d get in less trouble if it looked like you were forced to go.
Orihime: That’s so sweet! Really?
Grimmjow: I had the rope and the sack and the plan, and I wasn’t gonna NOT use them!
Orihime: So you’re bad at switching plans, huh?
Grimmjow: I prefer to think of it as always following through.
Grimmjow: Like, if I decide to destroy someone, it doesn’t matter if I lose an arm or get demoted or am not strong enough to defeat him!
Grimmjow: I’m not gonna stop trying!
Orihime: That’s pretty inspiring!
Orihime: In, you know, kind of a sad way.
Orihime: Don’t get me wrong! I think I sort of understand!
Orihime: I want something from Kurosaki-kun too, and I don’t know when he’ll ever be ready, but that doesn’t mean I stop trying!
Grimmjow: Did you just compare my desire to kill him with your desire to date him?
Orihime: It’s not like the fans don’t equate the two. A lot.
Orihime: In their defense, you do scream his name a lot.
Grimmjow: Anyway, enough about that jerk!
Grimmjow: There’s something else I need to say to you!
Orihime: W-what’s that?
Grimmjow: Your new outfit is cool.
Grimmjow: Yeah! I always think people should wear as little clothing on their upper body as possible.
Grimmjow: If your stomach doesn’t get to breathe, then it’s not a happy stomach!
Orihime: You, um, don’t have a stomach. Just a hole.
Grimmjow: So you see why I might want people to treasure and show off theirs!
Orihime: T-thank you!
Orihime: I like your new look too!
Grimmjow: You can’t say that. My face hasn’t appeared in the manga yet.
Orihime: Which has to mean that you have some kind of cool new look, right?
Grimmjow: It better!
Grimmjow: Although if Tite Kubo just likes to piss off his fans…well, I get that too.
Grimmjow: Still, I damn well better show up soon!
Grimmjow: It’s been ages!
Orihime: What are you planning to do when you show up?
Grimmjow: Eh. Kill Kurosaki probably.
Orihime: What if he’s in the Royal Realm and there’s nobody around but Quincy?
Grimmjow: Then I guess I could kill them.
Grimmjow: They piss me off too.
Orihime: See…this may be why Urahara hasn’t let you come to Soul Society yet.
Grimmjow: What the hell are you saying? “Let” me?
Grimmjow: You think some stripey shopkeeper can control ME?!
Orihime: He can if he uses duct tape!
Grimmjow: Fucking duct tape.
As requested by duende71. :)
On DVDs, there is often an extra that consists of commentary by the director and some of the actors. In this list, we are going to imagine that Ichigo and Grimmjow recorded a DVD commentary for their first fight. Because sure they did. Here’s how it might go!
Grimmjow: Fuck yeah! Grimmjow’s on the scene!
Grimmjow: Look at how cool I look when I first arrive!
Grimmjow: THAT’S how you do a swagger!
Ichigo: Didn’t really notice the swagger much, to be honest.
Ichigo: I was more, “Oh shit, his hair is a primary color he must be important.”
Grimmjow: Um, you could tell I was important by the SWAGGER.
Ichigo: And there you are with the asshole “Who’s stronger?” question.
Ichigo: I mean, dude - could you really not tell?
Ichigo: Are you bad at sensing spiritual pressure like me?
Grimmjow: I asked so you’d know that strength was all I cared about!
Grimmjow: I didn’t want you to think I was attacking you ‘cause you were special or something.
Ichigo: Weren’t you literally there because you were mad that Ulquiorra didn’t kill me?
Grimmjow: See? This is exactly why I asked the strength question. You get a big head really easily.
Grimmjow: Ohhhhhh shit there I go ripping out Kuchiki’s stomach!
Grimmjow: Classic moment!
Ichigo: Grimmjow, did you attack her ‘cause you were mad that she killed your fraccion?
Grimmjow: What, no? I’m not soft like that!
Ichigo: I don’t know that I’d call it “soft” to rip out your enemy’s stomach because you’re mad that she killed your underling…
Grimmjow: Heh, look at how mad you are though! You’re like running at me like a cat that just saw the laser pointer that killed its family!
Grimmjow: Ha ha! And look at the way I just fucking catch your sword!
Grimmjow: Man, you suck so much in our first fight!
Ichigo: It’s called development, Grimmjow.
Ichigo: I always do poorly in my *first* fight against a big opponent, but in the end I always kick their ass.
Ichigo: You know, like I did for you later.
Ichigo: Hey look, it’s my bankai!
Ichigo: Man, talk about nostalgia! My bankai looks so young!
Ichigo: Maaaan, you’re grabbing my zanpakuto with your hand AGAIN?
Ichigo: You’re way too into grabbing my sword, dude.
Grimmjow: Am not.
Grimmjow: I just wanted to throw you into some fucking buildings.
Ichigo: But it turns out I’m fast, huh?
Ichigo: Look at how surprised you are when I appear behind you!
Grimmjow: Yeah, that’s not much of an accomplish when I’m still blocking your zanpakuto with my bare skin.
Ichigo: Which you have so much of.
Ichigo: Aaaaand there you go punching me in the head.
Ichigo: For like five minutes.
Ichigo: It’s just like - dude, overkill much?
Ichigo: My brain isn’t my biggest asset, you know. Don’t you think it was a little much?
Grimmjow: What are you talking about? It was fucking hilarious!
Grimmjow: I couldn’t believe how long you stayed standing!
Grimmjow: It was like having a human punching bag!
Grimmjow: Oh, this is my favorite part! Me kicking you up into the sky and back down, like you’re a freakin’ hacky sack!
Ichigo: Really? ‘Cause my favorite part is when the smoke clears and you see me down there and I fire off my getsugatensho.
Grimmjow: Dude, WHAT is going on with your eyes?
Grimmjow: One of them is starting to turn black! Look at that!
Ichigo: Inner hollow.
Grimmjow: See, that’s weird.
Grimmjow: And didn’t do you much good anyway.
Grimmjow: Look at how unfazed I am.
Ichigo: You have a giant scar!
Grimmjow: Oh fuck I hate this part!
Grimmjow: Cock-blocking Tosen Kaname!
Grimmjow: “Oooooh you snuck out and lost all of your fracciones!” Like I should be ashamed of showing some initiative!
Ichigo: Hey, I was frustrated too, man. I hate not finishing fights.
Grimmjow: I would have killed you if we had finished.
Ichigo: People often think so.
Grimmjow: Anyway, I’m done commentating now.
Ichigo: What? You don’t want to do the part where your arm gets cut off?
Grimmjow: Not so much, no!
Touch what is mine and I won’t even try to make your death look like an accident (◕‿◕✿)
……… is Grimmjow there yet?
//been a very long time since the last I read BLEACH-